You must be joking... warns you: don't drink and type

I would like to apologise to both of my fans (which I will call Tom and Jerry respecting their request for anonymity for obvious reasons) for missing my column in the last issue. Their response was extremely flattering although the points of “silence is gold” and “measure twice, speak once, fool you thrice” kept appearing in their emails.

• Type: Journal
• Year: 2007
• Where: CCR
• Authors: Michalis Faloutsos
• Keywords: Anonymity, CCR 2007, Column, Obvious Reasons